Will it be safe for me to cum to Nock Holt? Wot wiv all them sheeps. Iz that Ray Narda Fox person going to be there? Will he shake my wing an take me to the pub? Will the sheeps chase me and not the Bridge man? Will I have to low high jump over the lokt gait? Will I be eeten by Eest U Peein peeples? Advise pleese