If it happens, we'll be on this ship, probably in one of the "pink" (or cheap) cabins (you get a good price because you have to spend part of the day rowing and you don't get lifeboat space but you DO get a piece of 2x4 to cling to).

This is a nice cruise line -- the meals are created by chefs who graduate from Johnson & Wales or CIA, the staff and crew are friendly and competent, and you byob (except for the Captain's Receptions). Not many people on the boat, no skeet shooting off the stern, no gambling, no organized grabass -- if you want to sleep the whole voyage you're free to do so.