For the attention of Ginger the Chicken.

You should be warned that Reynard Fox is quite the nefarious poultry smuggler. We at Agency for the Preservation of Barnyard Fowl have been tracking him for many years and have yet to collar the fellow.

He is suspected of running a whitemeat salver and cut rate cutlet ring. As yet we have not yet been able ascertain whether he is in league with Big Bad Wolf and Wile E. Coyote. So we are coordinating with PIG (Private Investigations General) and a feathered desert racer of some notoriety.

Please avoid Reynard Fox at all cost. If you have any information that might lead to the capture, arrest and conviction of this criminal, please contact me, by dropping an acorn on my head. Whereupon, I will raise the alarm, by running around, flapping my wings, squawking something unitelligible about the weight of the sky and the imminent doom of being crushed by it.