Or having too much time on one's hands.....

Mary, Mary antiquary
How can you look so well?
With botox shots, and rouge from pots,
And your eyesight shot to hell.
                      JotSC


Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,
They fled the pasture hasty.
It's quite well known they won't come home.
They'll never be mutton tasty.
                      JotSC