The song was written by John Eaglesham and I did ask his partner Biff, about it a while ago and if it was ok to pass the words on. She said she'd check if he had a copy lying around but I haven't seen her nor John since Girvan and none of us were really in a condition to sort it out at the time! I'm always meaning to sit and learn it but never get round to it , though I've picked a fair bit of it up by osmosis from John.
Here are the words as I have them transcribed but I'm sure there'll be errors in them. If I get a copy of the official words then I'll post them.
Andy
Inveroran (John Eaglesham)
Ch. It's no that faur fae Glesca and it's by Loch Tulla's shore There's fish in the loch and deer oan the hills and whiles the buzzard's soaring, Ye go north tae Bridge of Orchy then ye turn left at Beinn Dorain And there beneath Stob Ghabhar lies Inveroran.
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Inveroran's just the place for you to waste your youth I'd waste mine there if I had it left and that's the honest rtuth You pad the hills for hauf an hour to cultivate your drouth Then you droon it in the bar in Inveroran. Noo the bar at Inveroran's no the biggest wan I've seen, I was wis in wi 15 blokes but they were very lean An ah wance goat telt they'd 50 in wi using Vaseline Aye it's cosy in the bar at Inveroran
Ch.
Noo the Inveroran culture count it couldne be any higher Wi ethnic groups and talk about books and drama ? choirs? And the prince of them gaelic poets, Duncan Ban McIntyre Used tae tune his Celtic lyre at Inveroran No Murphy keeps the music gaun, and when he's had some beer Wi his banjo or melodeon he sings out loud and clear But the sherry makes him birl his box around about his ears Then it's time to clear the floor at Inveroran
Ch.
Noo the host at Inveroran is always fine and cheery His service is quite civil and his price's no that dear But in a the tents and bothies he's identified quite clear As the man that watters the beer in Inveroran Just last year a dreadful smear was cast upon the house The exciseman arrived and said that Donald was a louse He'd been selling cooking whisky ootta bottles labelled grouse He got fined 400 pounds in Inveroran
Ch.
MacNamara climbed Munros until he found his bent And then he gied the hills a bye and started climbing tents His best achievement up tae noo's a North Face 1st ascent O a 1 inch ower ridge in Inveroran Noo the inveroran midgie is a carnivore elite With a mouth like Jaws and teeth like saws that grind ye till ye greet Wi an ice axe in his oxter and tricounis on his feet He goes hunting human meat in Inveroran
Ch.
Outward bounders fair abound fae early in the day They swarm through inveroran oan this new West Highland Way They carry packs like tower blocks, I don't know whit they weigh But they've a' got bowly legs by Inveroran Noo ye've heard me tell about the place I like sae well Go or stay away its up entirely tae yersel But the next time I've got time aff I can confidently tell, I'll be stepping out like hell for Inveroran