"Will Mrs Backwoodsman be coming along as well, or are you having a rest from the family life?"

Not sure whether the chain from her right ankle to the kitchen sink is long enough Les. If she gets all the housework done, my shirts ironed, gets the garden dug and the grass cut, and the car washed and polished, I might undo the spadlock and let her come with me. Otherwise she stays at home and gets it all finished, the lazy bugger. :-)