A few from The Rochester (NH) Times:

12:31 a.m. — A cow is reported in the middle of Old Dover Road. A motorist steers clear.

11:48 a.m. — A shirtless man on the Square appears to have a rifle. The rights to bare arms and bear arms?

12:26 p.m. — On North Main Street, motorists have to dodge the darting ducklings.

5:35 p.m. — A "rapid" fox is spotted near Allen School. It quickly disappears.

10:16 p.m. — A man with a goatee and a bandage on his knee is still prowling around Capital Circle, despite the gift of a ham sandwich and an entreaty to go away.

11:11 p.m. — There is a Peeping Tom at Amazon Campground.

Friday, May 22

2:28 a.m. — At Willowbrook Apartments, yelling and rock-throwing is just a misunderstanding.

9:20 a.m. — At Stonewall Kitchen there's a large black bear. It has already charged at one of Lambert's Salvage employees. It pads off ere police arrive.