Poor Ron -- What goddesses will make men do, eh? ROTFLMAO!! You have risen to the level of a triple dawg dare and surpassed yourself (did it hurt?); and therefore, you are hereby named an offical member of the The Imperial Order of the All-In-One Genius with Platinum Tufts Award -- Congratulations! To go along with this high honor, you are also awarded a Silver B.L.O.B. for:

I'm locked in my bathroom cause I'm riddled with fear,
Way hay blow the fox up,
I'll just eat M&Ms & drink Osaka beer,
Give me more pressure to blow the fox up

Well done indeed!

-- Áine