Somewhere, there exists the fabled Penguin Poopyard. Like the mythic graveyard where elephants go to die, this is where penguins go to poop. And just as whoever finds the Elephants' graveyard will be rich with ivory beyond their wildest dreams, whoever locates the fabled poopyard will find themselves really in the shit. Penguins know where it is, but they cannot be followed. One lover of penguins managed to slip a herd a laxative, thinking that they would lead him There, but instead they flung it at their human groupie who then knew what was meant by "the shit hitting the fan."