Hello Anne! Welcome! Mind, aah aalwez thought that 'Tabasco' suited ye! Aalwez thought ye wez hot stuff!

Seriously though, aah'd be happy te use me real name an' aall but aah though it wez de rigeur(?) te hev a psoo... soodon.... made up name!

So here goes

My name is George Wilson, and aah'm an alcoholic........ Oops!

Sorry!! Wrong meeting!