We all eat apple pie and love our moms. We proudly fly the flag on our front porches behind our white picket fences. We're always saving the world from the bad guys and evildoers, and we are responsible for every important event, discovery and invention in the history of mankind. We never do anything gratuitously, and we never do anything we shouldn't. We're more free than any other people in the world, and poverty and disenfranchisement don't exist in America. Our children are the smartest, most well balanced, best looking, and most accomplished of any children in the world. We never boast or brag about ourselves or our accomplishments.

Sounds like Lake Woebegone