Canucks know both Imperial and SI. An ounce is 28 grams. A pound is two years less a day. Simple stuff, really. But, I hear you Yanks can't do the conversion properly... down there, a pound is seven years, no parole.

As for spelling, there is no American Language, so, get with the programme eh? Oh... I'll give ya program. I do it too.

As for yer USD, careful there. The CDN may lopside yours again this year.

As for yer guns, bring em on up. If ya got the papers... Canucks got ALL kinds a papers about guns. We got gun laws up the scabbard.

As fer snow, well, yeah... it sucks.