The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #121429   Message #2651107
Posted By: Acorn4
08-Jun-09 - 04:23 AM
Thread Name: BS: Condom Conundrum
Subject: RE: BS: Condom Conundrum
World Trade Fair Joke

A bloke was visiting the World Trade Fair when he spied a machine rather like a drinks disperser. He saw a man go up to it. He stood right against the machine, having unzipped his flies, pressed the knob, wriggled about a bit and then gave a sigh:-

"Aaaaa, that's better!"

A couple of minutes later another fellow came and did the same thing,

"Aaaaa, That's better!"

The bloke decided to give the machine a try. He unzipped his flies and got out his prick, held himself close to the machine.

He then let out a bloodcurdling scream!

...and came out with a button sewn to his prick.