"Country File is on right now....but I can't get my ***** TV to work since they twiddled and dwiddled with it. WHY have they spent a fortune mucking up TVs across the nation?"

What? Do you mean that The Only Folk Fan In The Village is the only person in the country who didn't see Show of Hands on BBC 1 last night?

Perhaps TOFFITV should start a campaign against Digital TV switchover. Or is that a thread I've missed?