Ok, 'spaw...now that you're officially older, you may cease pretending to be shocked at anything in the WTF sex thread. When you get 'really' old, like...ummm... me, you will barely remember what it was you were ever shocked about. ☺

Now, if Joe Offer is reading this thread, I think he owes YOU above all, one teeny little B-Day greeting....maybe of the sweet, gentle, friendly kick in the nuts sort that you so selflessly share with others at times.

Anyway...

**FELICITOUS NATAL GREETINGS**



...or something like that.