So...I have an Evening Standard Journalist 'stalking' me as well...

You know, I have quite a few writers who do that...

I write more tnan you? Faster than you? It gets up your nose? Tough! It's just the brain pattern I was born with...so don't send me PMs telling me to write in the way that YOU think I should write...because I am me, not you.

Melodeon Boy, may I politely suggest you put a certain part of your anatomy into your melodeon, then squeeze said meloden shut....

Thank you!