Hey, buddy! Let's put your message here, for folks to read for themselves!

"Why do people read every word you write?
Because they can't avoid it. It's as if a large dog has shat all over the esplanade at Sidmouth -
you have to walk carefully to avoid it. I've been posting here for the best part of 10 years -
using your paranoid rationale, I could argue that you followed me here, and
that I'm the stalkee!
But rest assured, no-one sees you as a threat; you are just an embarrassment."

Little squirt!