"As categorised by Shakespeare:

6 inches: Much Ado About Nothing
9 inches: As You Like It
12 inches:A Midsummer Night's Dream"



Ah yes, but 'Shakespeare' was talking about Souls, there...so of course, he was absolutely right.

Most women long for a man with a 12" Soul, for it puts everything else into the shade.

It is, indeed, the only 'size' that matters.


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