I really think
The Ribble link,
Is jolly good--Misunderstood,perhaps,
But used by chaps
In Breton caps,
to navigate the gentle stretch
(Calm down,Dear--No! You will NOT retch!
Unless you seawards go,in Ketch )
That winds its way through pastures green,
For the most part quite unseen,until at last,it has ter
brush the quay in Old Lancaster.---

And so on !!