You will be greeted by the local commissar at the provincial border. He will make you sign a loyalty oath promising to selflessly serve the proletariat and avoid any form of commercial advertising or profit-seeking endeavours during your stay in Nova Scotia. If found to be in violation of the loyalty oath, you will be arrested and imprisoned without trial in an internment camp. You will be given useful work to do, such as grooming orphan moose, digging ditches, and swatting black flies. After having put in a few years of such useful work to make up your debt to society you will be repatriated to your miserable capitalist home in the USA where you will be expected to tell everyone about the glories of the socialist cause. The mental re-education you have received during your stay in Nova Scotia will serve you well in the years ahead.

So, Doug. When are you coming to scenic Nova Scotia? ;-)