YEAH, I AGREE. BILLY MAYS IS ANNOYING. HE'S WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT ALL HIS PRODUCTS. Can you imagine having him for a father? HEY KIDS, IT'S TIME TO GET UP. IT'S A GREAT DAY OUTSIDE. AND YOU'LL PROBABLY LEARN ALL KINDS OF GREAT THINGS IN SCHOOL TODAY! BUT FIRST, HOW ABOUT BREAKFAST? WE'RE HAVING EGGS! AND, IF YOU GET UP NOW, I'LL INCLUDE ABSOLUTELY FREE, ANOTHER EGG. SOUND GOOD? HOW ABOUT IF I THROW IN, ABSOLUTELY FREE, THREE SLICES OF BACON? AND, IF YOU EAT IT WITHIN THE NEXT HALF HOUR, I'LL MAKE YOU LUNCH!!!!AND NOT JUST ANY LUNCH, BUT A LUNCH LIKE NO OTHER LUNCH EVER MADE!!!!!
And then one morning, I'd have to kill him. Or myself.