The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #121373   Message #2654482
Posted By: GUEST,Kendall
11-Jun-09 - 09:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: What is The American Way of Life?
Subject: RE: BS: What is The American Way of Life?
A man died and when he regained his wits he realized that he was in paradise.
Suddenly, his guardian angel appeared, and informed the man that he could have anything he wanted in any amount for as long as he wanted it.

For a year or so he pigged out on booze, rich foods, stacks of money and loose women. In time he became bored and he asked his Guardian angel for something to do.
Angel said, "No. That is the one and only thing you can never have again."
The poor guy groaned and said, "You mean I am doomed to spend eternity with nothing worthwhile to do?; I may as well be in Hell"!

The angel said, "Where do you think you are"?