Blackburn west Lothian is a village - not to be confused with the city ...

I am well aware it's not the same place as the township/parish/conurbation/arrondissement/oblast in Lancashire. I've been to the West Lothian one Boyle comes from, not to the other one that you seem more familiar with.

Blackburn (the real one) is a post-industrial shithole surrounded by bings of mine waste with a Third World level of unemployment, the visual appeal of Norilsk and a drug problem like something out of New Jersey. It has as much community spirit as a petrol station at 2am.