Obama ain't got no time ta watch movies. He is dealing with yer crises in real time. He's gotta watch that there Imadinnerjacket and make sure he don't try to tell any more jokes. He's gotta watch them Ill fellers in North Korea what's getting rich on plutonium. He's gotta watch them Canucks what's tarring the sands of the times. He's gotta watch them Chinese drivers waht can't not get tangled up with a nuclear destroyer... they ain't got no sonar of their own?

Imagine.

It's a wonder he didn't get his pants wet when that there water was spilt.