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Thread #120450   Message #2655920
Posted By: Gurney
14-Jun-09 - 12:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
A local identity called 111 (our emergency #)because he'd disturbed a thief stealing "all the heads off his dope" plantation. He recognised the thief, who was arrested green-handed by grinning officers.

The thief remarked the he "thought nobody would be daft enough to report him for stealing dope."

Both charged.