This is just wonderful! A true comment on the town.
My paternal grandparents ran a Morecambe boardinghouse in the '50's. Nan ran it on the Belsen principle,"6d. extra for use of cruet" etc. but guests(victims) were evicted after breakfast to roam Morecambe in the rain and cold until teatime.
The late Les Dawson covered the theme pretty well in some of his sketches.
I went to Morecambe a couple of years ago and it's closed, apart from charity shops.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.