The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23706   Message #265700
Posted By: Midchuck
27-Jul-00 - 10:20 AM
Thread Name: Need Song about Tarts or Vicars
Subject: RE: Need Song about Tarts or Vicars
Lord Bumley, on top of his tart,
Let a horrible, fizzling fart.
Said the tart, "Good my lord,
I am taking your word,
You did not follow through on the spot!"

So there.

Peter.