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Thread #121645   Message #2658380
Posted By: Bryn Pugh
17-Jun-09 - 05:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas)
Subject: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas)
To the tune of 12 days of Xmas :

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
A flat screeen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasam TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Six foreign "jollies"
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Seven tubes of Smarties
Six foreign "jollies"
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Eight men a-gardening
Seven tubes of Smarties
Six foreign "jollies"
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Nine packs of nappies
Eight men a-gardening
Seven tubes of Smarties
Six foreign "jollies"
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Ten men re-wiring
Nine packs of nappies
Eight men a-gardening
Seven tubes of Smarties
Six foreign "jollies"
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirt movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Eleven mortgage payments
Ten men re-wiring
Nine packs of nappies
Eight men a-gardening
Seven tubes of Smarties
Six foreign "jollies"
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP
Twelve shithouse seats
Eleven mortgage payments
Ten men re-wiring
Nine packs of nappies
Eight men a-gardening
Seven tubes of Smarties
Six foreign "jollies"
Five accountants' fees -
Four bath plugs
Three duck houses
Two dirty movies
And a flat screen plasma TV.

(All contributions gratefully received, c/o Speaker's House.)