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Thread #121645 Message #2658380
Posted By: Bryn Pugh
17-Jun-09 - 05:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas)
Subject: BS: th Twelve MPs Expenses (12 Days Of Xmas)
To the tune of 12 days of Xmas :
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP A flat screeen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasam TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Ten men re-wiring Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirt movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Eleven mortgage payments Ten men re-wiring Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.
In the House of Commons I claimed as an MP Twelve shithouse seats Eleven mortgage payments Ten men re-wiring Nine packs of nappies Eight men a-gardening Seven tubes of Smarties Six foreign "jollies" Five accountants' fees - Four bath plugs Three duck houses Two dirty movies And a flat screen plasma TV.