Bobert... only way ta fuck a deer is downhill. They got longer back legs than front legs fer climbin and descendin hilly country at speed. I never even heard a anyone tryin it, but, there were many Scottish settlers in the new world, so I assume they would have assessed the situation in an analytical manner such as I. Baaaad bunch them fellers.

Course, up here, we never had yer Virgin White Tails until the 1930s. Just caribou and moose. And they move slow. Easy pickins.

In any case, buckwheat pancakes would be my deterrent.