Which brings to mind a dirty joke:

The mortician came to the wife and said, "We have a problem. Your husband has a...well, an erection...and we can't get it down. What should we do? We can't close the casket as it is."

The wife said, "Just cut it off and stick it up his...rear end."

The mortician shrugged and after be reassured that it was the widow's actual desire, he did so.

The next day at the viewing the widow noticed a small tear in her late husband's eye. She leaned close and whispered, "Hurts, doesn't it?"