Oh no you don't! You can't pin that on me! I have an alibi and witnesses and besides, I'm pretty sure she was over 18. Besides, I've had a lobotomy and I can't have kids. And I used three condoms. Besides, I wasn't in town, I was someplace else. And I don't own that kind of car or know anyone who does. And I am not now nor have I ever been. And I'm a lesbian.