I'd bring it in the house and set it up with it's own TV... That'd make it happy...

I used to keep snakes in the house when I was a teenager...

One time my poor ol' mom found one that had escaped from his cage and was under the washing machine... My dad had just had an operation on one of his legs, was on crutches an' all, and my poor ol' mom screamin' and so dad hobbled over the the washing machine and coaxed it out the door with his crutch...

Parents??? Whaddaya gone do wid 'um??? Let my snake out... Grrrrr!!!

B~