Cor Blimey! You lot still ravin' on 'ere? Bloody 'ell! I fought the lydies sewin' club in 'Ull were the worst lot of flappin' mouths I ever 'eard tell of, but they're nowt next to you lot. You people could bloody well talk the pynte off a fence, I bet. Most of wot you say is bollocks and rubbish too.

- Olive Whatnoll