Well, I'm sure you heard the one about the fella who saw his friend reaching around in the outhouse, trying to bring something up from down below.

"What are you trying to do?" asked the first fella.

"Dropped my jacket down there," was the answer.

First fella said, "It was an old, torn up jacket. Why not just let it go?"

"I don't care so much for the jacket," his friend said, "but I had a good ham sandwich in the pocket."