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Thread #59418   Message #2663724
Posted By: GUEST,Hector Ballsworthy, the Independent Press
24-Jun-09 - 02:55 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
This is Hector Ballsworthy of the *** Independent Press *** the ONE and ONLY truth telling journal left in the entire United Kingdom and most likely IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, friends, this is Hector Ballsworthy, tireless reformer for Truth, Justice, and Sanity, here with more breaking news in perilous times!

There is a worldwide dimensional shift on the way! It will render fundamental changes in the way we live, the way we love, and the way we die. Nothing will be the same afterward. That shift will be achieved when the Mother of All BS Threads reaches its 30,000th post....sometime later today according to my calculations!

We have less than 12 hours left before the end of the world as we know it!!!!!!!

The dimensional change will be subtle. Subtle enough that many people will not even notice it has happened at first. It will remove the subtle layers, the onion skins of consciousness, as it were, that have so long blinded the human race and held them in the common mundane level of consciousness that says things like, "two plus two equals four" and "the bloody ale has gone flat", but which fails to perceive what is going on under the surface of life!

And what is going on? Well, you should know if you have been faithfully reading my articles and my journal or if you have tuned in to my cable television show "Ballsworthy and THEN Some!" on Friday nights after 2 AM.

The world is being run by heartless lizard beings masquerading in human form. These beings have infiltrated governmental, military, corporate, and financial levels worldwide at the highest level. They are in Buckingham Palace, at Whitehall, in the Oval Office in the USA, in the Kremlin, and in your local Mason's chapter! And what is their intention? Their intention is to enslave and devour the human race, plundering our genetic materials through selective breeding, enslaving us, and ruling us with a hand of iron as they take over the reins of power EVERYWHERE!

They would seem unstoppable, because they appear as normal humans.

Well, my friends, all that will end at the moment the MOABS threads receives its 30,000th post. This has been revealed to me, Hector Ballsworthy, through revelation and communication from the Angel known as Aerielle. It is irrefutable and undeniable.

The lizard men are going to be revealed! Their disguise, which is maintained through a form of primitive hypnosis accomplished by the mass media is going to SLIP! They WILL be seen for what they truly are!

I have stated for some years now that the dissolute aristocrat known as Winston Wellington-Jones is nothing other than a FULL-BLOODED REPTILIAN masquerading as a rich Englishman, and that his marriage to his wife, Penelope Rutledge, was arranged to plunder her genetic materials and breed more lizard men to rule the world! And it gets worse! Wellington-Jones has his eye on his young niece, Vernonica Rutledge!!! If his wife Penelope does not produce a son without the next year, she will meet a mysterious and grisly end...a human sacrifice to appease the Reptilian gods. Then Winston will ravish his own niece Veronica in an attempt to sire a line of Rutledge-lizard people!

But it's NOT going to happen, friends! I bring you that good news now, that message of salvation for our kind. No! Never! That must be our cry. And when the 30,000th post is made on this thread THAT will be the end of Winston's fiendish plans as his true nature is revealed, subtle layer by subtle layer, for all to see.

Thank God that YOU and I have lived to share in our common victory over these reptilian swine!

BE THERE when the 30,000th post rolls in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As always,

Hector Ballsworthy, fighting the good fight for Truth, Justice, and Sanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!