The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2663829
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
24-Jun-09 - 05:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
RECIPE FOR PARBOILED LIZARD PERSON
Skin and gut lizard person
Allow lizard person to hang from tree overnight until all ichor is drained
Fill old cast-iron bathtub with water and bring to a full boil
Throw lizard person into boiling water and boil for three hours
Remove lizard person from water, discard water, refill bathtub, repeat boiling process for another three hours
Remove lizard person from water and discard water
Discard lizard person
Eat bathtub