What sort of bullshit is this? You call yourselves bullshitters? You look more like calfshitters to me! You there, Amos! Put your cap on straight and pull up your pants -- you look like you're trolling for...never mind, you're from California.

Now snap to, all of you! When I say I want bullshit, I want you to ask "How much?" as you bullshit! Quality will be to MY standards or you'll find yourselves learning about the quality of bullshit from the bottom of the pile up!

Ready...BULLSHIT!!