I am looking for the artist and title of a song I heard on the radio years ago.

Here is what I remember:

You fell of a cliff so I carried you.
You ___ ____ ___ so I burried you.
YOu got a divorce so I married you.
I wish then been more bad times to see you through.
You never got measles.
You never ___ ____ .
You never did choke on a big chicken bone.

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