So th' race to Thirty K wuz runned,
An' th' MOABites wuz shocked an' stunned!
T' say th' horse whut won wuz dark
Does understate an' miss th' mark.
Th' horse whut blasted from that stall
Wuz really not a horse at all!
Th' winning mount, rode by Ms Jeri,
I swan! It were a Dromedary!