The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2664428
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
25-Jun-09 - 12:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I just snagged this warning label from some cheap faux-bamboo roll-up shades we were cuttin' up to cover the shelves in our pettery booth:

Young children can strangle
in the loop of pull cords, chain and bead
cords, and cords that run through
window coverings. They can also wrap
cords around their necks.

I'm impressed! I was nowhere near smart enough to do all that shit when I was a kid! We used to play in sprinklers with plastic bags over our heads and couldn't even suffocate ourselves!