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Thread #96412   Message #2664956
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
25-Jun-09 - 10:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
So ya got 3 sorts of tits, huh, Liz? Just noticed yer thread.    Look...don't feel bad. They often ain't exactly the same size or shape on a lotta broads, and it ain't no big deal. Most guys will not even notice the difference. Learn to love what ya got, I say.

On the other hand, I'm thinkin' that the third one would throw some people a little off... It could be a problem.

What I would suggest is...pick out the one among the three that is least...um..."desirable" I guess would be the word...and get it surgically removed. Pick a real good sawbones so the operation don't leave a scar.

I know a guy in Chicago who does that sort of thing. He's good and his rates are cheap. Call me.

- Chongo