Hmmm ~ thought I posted a while ago, but apparently not. Unless maybe I did, and got censored. Here goes, again:

This guy had to go all the way to Argentina to find someone to cheat with? Doesn't speak well of his competence...

If he had been able to set up his love nest a little closer to home, he wouldn't have had to abandon his post for so long, and probably would never have been caught.