I wished I was dead when I woke this morning. If ya can wish then ya must still alive right?

The DVD player says "Hello" and "Bye" My DVD hardrive says "Welcome" and I had a microwave that said "Enjoy" when it finished the popcorn cycle. My laptop tends to react negatively to my emotional state, becoming more uncooperative the more agitated i become with it.

It is good to know that our technology is so (err) life affirming.