Couple in their early 60s, in bed one morning....he wakes up feeling a bit 'romantic' and puts his arm around his wife.
She doesn't move, but says in a hushed tone, "Dun't touch me!"
"What?"
"Dun't touch me!"
"Und vy I shouldn't touch you?"
"Dun't touch me...I'm dead!"
"What? Dun't be silly...you're talking to me!"
"No...I'm dead."
"Und vhat makes you tink you're dead?"
"I must be dead....nutting hoits!"