You mean you're not one? Dang, coulda fooled me. No, wait, you're one of them rednecked, inbred, uneducated guys who deal pot. Now, ah knows yer gonna say that ah'm lower'n a snake's belly in a wagon rut an' all thet, but 'member, ah got mah Southern CREdentials from Offishul Southern folks* an ah wuz INduckted as an Honorary Southerner.









*Two ladies and a gentleman, all of whom were born, raised, and educated in The South.