Jealousy does not become you, Amos. It is not my fault that I am exceedingly bright, literate, multilingual*, well-read, good looking, trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, et sans peur et sans reproche. It is due simply to having the best genetic makeup in the history of the human race (the ne plus ultra as it were) and good raisin' up.
















*I am fluent in American English, Profane, and Obscene.