Spaw... Someday I am gonna submit my tune "Chanson d'Amour des Porcupiques". But, as most readers well know, it's difficult to get a recording of porkies. I haven't been up in the woods for about 4 years and in the 25 years that I did spend a fair bit of time in the woods at night in the fall, researching the feeding habits of Virginia Whitetailed Deer, I only ever heard porkies porking once.

And, it's a "gotta have". Ya know how The Clancys did Johnny McEldoo (The Spree). Well, that's the way porkies pork, with a "hee" sound. The tune is written in that fashion. Without an actually recording, the tune would just be one more fucking song.