I was on my computer the other night and the telly was on in the living room. I think that it was a programme about Glastonbury. I heard some moronic pop star shout: "There's a lot of people here!"

Then all the 'lots of people' shouted something back and then the pop star's band made a lot of unpleasant noise. eventually I had to go into the living room to turn the racket off.

I'm not surprised to hear tales of overcrowding, disgusting loos, expensive food and poor organisation. Peer pressure seems to turn people (especially young people) into complete morons who will put up with anything - 'The Emperor's New Clothes' and all that. I suspect that, deep down, all the attendees hated it - an expensive nightmare - but I bet not one would admit it.