...excuses of boredom not accepted.

Oh, sorry. You see, last evening as I was leaving there was a backpack at the top of the main stairs, apparently abandoned and plugged into the wall. Two PA announcements didn't resolve the situation and it was rescued by the owner just before I called the cops. Then there was the
club we found in a flower bed, and the home-made shotgun-shell grenade we found in the parking lot, and the....