MM:

Welcome back, oh man of Emms.
We missed you like the fervent Dems
Miss Franken from their Senate roll,
Or Buddy Holly misses rock and roll
Or trolleys miss their torn-up track.
In any case, we're glad you're back.


Rapaire:

I have far exceeded the good fortune of either Lassie OR Rin Tin Tin. There's just no comparison. I have an opposable thumb, a Martin D-35, a banjo, a RAV4, and a kayak, and a shotgun. NEither of them has any of those things. Besides, they are both dead. That sums it up nicely.


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